One of the fruits of the Holy Spirit is joy. Malaysia is indeed a country full of joy, even among its politicians. The jokes below are not to insult anyone, but merely to cheeer ourselves up after a hard day's work

1. Samy Velu on pos laju "BESOK KIRIM,HARI INI SAMPAI"
2. The one on TV when in trying to sayhe was ashamed, he said:॥Kemaluan sayabesar..
3. On drugs, "Jangan hisap dada"
4. Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akanbina satu jambatan untuk orong-orongkampong disini", one pakcik asked,"Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa binajambatan?" and Samy gloriousreplied,"Kalau takde sungai, kita binasungai!"
5. Samy's favorite quote on nationaltelevision "Toll naik sikit, manyakmarah saya। You ingat semua ini tollsaya punya bapa punya kah!"
6. During the water shortage crisis :"semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!"
7. During blood donation campaign in SgSiput: "..marilah kita semua mendermadara.."
8. During the opening speech of variousfunction: "...selamat datangsaudara-mara semua.." (actually is"saudara-saudari")
9. At an opening ceremony:"mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziznaik ke pentas utk membuka kain"
10. Commenting about his modesty:"sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangatbesar"